She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She told me I should be a condom model.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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