Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
do herpes really smell.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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