I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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