i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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