i may or may not be watching the land before time
P.S. I can't hear my feet
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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