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apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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