she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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