ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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