U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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