That's when you crack a 10am beer
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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