She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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