I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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