i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
