like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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