I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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