You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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