I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
