No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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