Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
nutella sex= disaster
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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