dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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