Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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