Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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