I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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