wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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