we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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