today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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