Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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