I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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