my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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