come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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