why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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