Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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