dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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