somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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