Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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