Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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