my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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