We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
