the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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