This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
