You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.