Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.