I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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