Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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