physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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