I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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