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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail

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(973): View more from New Jersey

do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?

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