yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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