i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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