What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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