in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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