I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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