If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
