its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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